Trump Charcuterie Cutting Board Hand Made Laser Engraved GOP Grand Old Paddle ™️

Description: INTRODUCING THE FIRST OF MANY. CUSTOM HAND MADE/CUT/SANDED/FINISHED “GOP” GRAND OLD PADDLE ™️ CUTTING/CHARCUTERIE BOARD WITH THE SLOGAN 👇 LASER ENGRAVED “Sit back, relax, you know who to thank This November when the Democrats get spanked.”™️ ———————————————————————————- This creation is currently 1/1 - The buyer who wins this piece will be receiving the first ever “Grand Ol’ Paddle” with a signed Certificate of Authenticity. Each Paddle will have a serial number (sequence of numbers, symbols, and or letters) carved into the board, out of sight. This is done to verify authenticity moving forward - the COA serial will match the paddle/board serial to prove authenticity should the buyer ever decide to resell the item on the open market. The full serial number will NOT be shown in the listing photos to help reduce counterfeit copycat items. Out of paranoid superstition, I haven’t engraved the numbers on the cutting board “45/47” which was my intention. I’ve held off in the extremely unlikely case that he doesn’t win today. At no additional charge, whoever wins the bidding can request for the number 45, 47, or both to be engraved and incorporated into the current design. (Directly message me with what you would like - the number(s) engraved or just the way it is). The item will be shipped within 48 hours of the message request. This is only the beginning of the Grand Old Paddle Line of products. Please message me to inquire about custom made GOP’s. For instance, if you want a 5 inch thick butcher block paddle/cutting board with a different number, or a unique message to give as a gift, i will be accepting all requests and each item will be priced according to the type of wood, size, weight, degree of detail, and other custom requests. THIS ITEM AND SLOGAN IS NOT LITERAL. NO DEMOCRATS (NO PEOPLE) ARE TO BE PHYSICALLY SPANKED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE. THE WORD SPANKED IS NOT LITERAL, IT IS FIGURATIVE, CONVEYING A REPUBLICAN WIN IN THE SAME WAY ATHLETES ON TEAMS WILL OFTEN SAY “WE GOT SPANKED,” or, “THEY’RE(the other team) GONA GET SPANKED. I/WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE FOR THE MISUSE OF THE WORDS OR THE PRODUCT. THIS PADDLE IS MEANT TO BE USED AS EITHER A CUTTING BOARD, CHARCUTERIE BOARD, SERVING BOARD, OR AS A DECORATIVE PIECE. IF YOU HAVE ANY INTENTION OF USING THIS PIECE FOR ANY REASON OTHER THAN THE NON PHYSICAL, PRACTICAL USES OUTLINED ABOVE, PLEASE DO NOT BID ON OR BUY THIS PIECE. It’s been a very stressful month for the nation as a whole, and we only strive for peace and camaraderie. This is just something to help make people smile and have a laugh with their family and friends. Democrats are human beings too, and they should be treated in the same way that every other human being expects to be treated - with respect - regardless of race or politic affiliation. LETS GO TRUMP!!!!!!!! THE OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OF AMERICA AND THE WORLD ARE LITERALLY BEHIND YOU. WE HAVE YOUR BACK AND WE ARE PROUD TO CALL YOU MR. PRESIDENT.

Price: 109.05 USD

Location: Cliffwood, New Jersey

End Time: 2024-11-07T01:08:00.000Z

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